Is He Thirsty Or Is He A Good Dude?

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Women! We just some mean muthaf- OR.. Men! Y'all just some annoying ass son of uh...

Who invented thirsty? Like who coined the damn phrase? If you've been living under a rock and can't keep up with urban lingo, thirsty means desperate. But the question is, are you missing out on the man of your dreams because you misconstrue his earnestness as desperation? 

My guy friends say they want to be persistent but not come off as thirsty. My girls say they wish a brother would state his intentions early on. Okay, hold up, wait! Dating sucks! The End

Honestly, how can a man (that you gave your number to) show interest in you without appearing desperate? I think I got the answer. You should've never gave him your number! Why do we keep giving up the number to men that will forever live and die in the friend zone? I don't want you. I don't even wanna be your friend! Why did I say "oh ok, 980-587-1..." when asked? And then we make matters worse by not being utterly blunt. We should just eliminate the confusion. I don't want you! I don't like you! Your jokes are only funny to you and your imaginary friends. I don't like your voice. I don't like the way you dress. I don't like your car. I don't like YOU! 

Because ignoring a man doesn't mean he'll get that you're not interested. I am currently ignoring 6 men and it's been months since I started. Months! Honey boo boo... months. My part time job is to ignore calls, texts, DMs, US mail and homing pigeon drop offs.

We should all know by know, man can not understand hints. Let me better explain. Men are awesome! Men are amazing! But men are unable to understand hints. Can't take a hint. Don't want to use that part of their brain. Subtle clues will forever be subtle. And it doesn't matter how long you've been together, your best version of charades will go unnoticed. Man can not understand hints. I hope you women understand.

Now in your defense, you may have not given up the digits. You might just have a thirsty ass dude on your hands. My suggestion, get a restraining order immediately!